when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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