Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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