we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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