Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
She announced her abortion via fbk
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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