Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i out mim tonsoeep
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