Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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