I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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