I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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