So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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