hell yes lets make some ravioli
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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