ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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