Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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