Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize
