These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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