I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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