we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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