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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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