Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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