you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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