I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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