Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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