okay pat passed out under dana's car
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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