yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
worst night to have a conscience
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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