Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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