.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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