real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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