i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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