the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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