It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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