so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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