hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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