I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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