That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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