Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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