she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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