So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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