I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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