Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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