You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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