i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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