she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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