Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You don't make any sense
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