well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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