if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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