I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
