Ambien. No doubt about it.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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