Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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