East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Be still, my beating vagina.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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