youre lurking in front of me
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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