I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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