wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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