I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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