I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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