I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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