but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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