How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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