Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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