nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Holy sore nipples Batman
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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