Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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